The One With the Breathing
*gasp*weaze*cough*gasp*
Sorry, I forgot to breath after last night's terrifying e-mail extravaganza. What a MEAN Halloween trick! False alarm, by the way. Both professors wrote back and said that I was NOT failing the classes and apologized for how unnerving the e-mail was.
Sheesh. Lucky I wore my depends today.
What.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Depends. Am I allowed to say that on the internet? ;-) You know, I think we have a warped sense of exercise, don't you? I mean, experts say it's all about the heart rate, right? So, I figure, I am just going to go stand in front of my house and get one of my friends to drive at me really fast then stop right in front of me. That oughtta just about do it. All I need is a friend and a pair of depends and I am good to go.
Special thanks to Ellen Degeneres for that one.
Oh, gosh now I've written about adult incompetence and Ellen. You stopped reading, didn't you? You're not even paying attention anymore, are you? ARE YOU?! I could write whatever I want right now and you would have no idea. The bubbles can't fight without a ketchup bottle!!
You're calling my mom, aren't you?
Narc.
:-)
Okay, anyway, I am obviously in a better mood today than last night now that I know that the Baylor mafia is no longer staking out my house. In fact, today was EXCELLENT. And would you like to know why? Allow me to share...
What? Why, yes, there WAS cotton candy calling out to me from the music office kitchen today. And I have such a kind heart, I could not let it wither in distress. So I let it wither in my mouth....MMMmMmMMmmmMMMmm! Woot for cotton candy!
Alrighty, everyone have a splendiferous day!
Sorry, I forgot to breath after last night's terrifying e-mail extravaganza. What a MEAN Halloween trick! False alarm, by the way. Both professors wrote back and said that I was NOT failing the classes and apologized for how unnerving the e-mail was.
Sheesh. Lucky I wore my depends today.
What.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Depends. Am I allowed to say that on the internet? ;-) You know, I think we have a warped sense of exercise, don't you? I mean, experts say it's all about the heart rate, right? So, I figure, I am just going to go stand in front of my house and get one of my friends to drive at me really fast then stop right in front of me. That oughtta just about do it. All I need is a friend and a pair of depends and I am good to go.
Special thanks to Ellen Degeneres for that one.
Oh, gosh now I've written about adult incompetence and Ellen. You stopped reading, didn't you? You're not even paying attention anymore, are you? ARE YOU?! I could write whatever I want right now and you would have no idea. The bubbles can't fight without a ketchup bottle!!
You're calling my mom, aren't you?
Narc.
:-)
Okay, anyway, I am obviously in a better mood today than last night now that I know that the Baylor mafia is no longer staking out my house. In fact, today was EXCELLENT. And would you like to know why? Allow me to share...
What? Why, yes, there WAS cotton candy calling out to me from the music office kitchen today. And I have such a kind heart, I could not let it wither in distress. So I let it wither in my mouth....MMMmMmMMmmmMMMmm! Woot for cotton candy!
Alrighty, everyone have a splendiferous day!
posted by Jason Hunt at
2:48 PM
6 Comments:
You are so crazy! And always put a huge smile on my face! When are you moving up to Vancouver?
By
Emily, At
4:01 PM, October 19, 2006
HAHAHAHAHA! I just realized that I wrote "adult incompetence!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! Irony of ironies.......
By
Jason Hunt, At
8:44 PM, October 19, 2006
Hahaha! The 24 is a daily free newspaper...its a bit trashy, but I like doing the suduko in it every day! I'm watching for you tomorrow!
By
Emily, At
10:59 PM, October 19, 2006
I agree with Emily, you are one funny guy! So glad you've had time lately to update your blog, your entries always make me laugh!
And is the weather not gorgeous today?!?!?! Definite winterage in the air.
muahahahahaha. You like how I threw that in there, don't you?? ;-)
By
Anonymous, At
11:00 AM, October 20, 2006
No one called your mother, but she's much relieved anyway. (Even your sister was a little worried about you!)
By
DRH, At
11:47 AM, October 22, 2006
"So, I figure, I am just going to go stand in front of my house and get one of my friends to drive at me really fast then stop right in front of me. That oughtta just about do it. All I need is a friend and a pair of depends and I am good to go."
And, some cotton candy.
This was my random blog to read for the day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Anonymous, At
7:20 AM, June 27, 2008
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