The One With the Skippage

Is that a word? I think it should be. Actually, I think it should be a general grammar rule. Adding -age to the end of anything is okay.

Forkage: Eating in a massively gluttonous manner. i.e. Oprah Winfrey on an even year. :-) OH MY GOSH!!!! I didn't write that!!!

Snickersage: Eating Snickers in a massively gluttonous manner. As in, the wonderfully magnificent Alyssa "Booed" me today and I now have a plastic jackolantern filled with Snickers and hershey kisses! MMmMMmMmmmmmm...Have you met Alyssa yet? Let me show you a picture...



Cute, right??? That was us at the fair.

Sorry, anyway. That has nothing to do with the Skippage. I think I am stalling.

No, I'm not. Wait, yes, I definitely...no, Yeah, I am.

So, I got this nasty e-mail today from Baylor. Now, DON'T freak out...

Apparently I am failing two classes because of excessive absences. Now, don't get me started on Baylor's attendance policy....back on target. Thing is, I keep careful record of how often I miss classes, since I can only miss these two classes eleven times each. So, to say that I have passed that limit is LUDICROUS! Now, I, being the calm, easy-going, laid-back kind of guy that I am, I immediately acted accordingly...and freaked out. I sent e-mails to both professors essentially asking, "WHAT DA POO?!" Excuse my frase-ology. The only thing I can figure is that I have missed more than 25% of my classes thus far. Which is possible. But, to have missed enough to fail, I would have to have skipped the equivalent of an ENTIRE MONTH's worth of classes. Ridiculous. Anyway, I am waiting on a reply from my professors.

Worst case scenario, I fail the math class....which would be bad, since I have yet to fail anything at Baylor. The other class, karate, allows me to make up absences, so even if I have miscounted, it can be undone.

Worry, worry, worry. I HATE worrying! So, I need some more snickers...

I need the SNICKERS! Ahhhhhhhh, MUCH better!

If you wouldn't mind adding me to your prayer list for the next couple of days, I would appreciate it!

And on that note, GOOD NIGHT, ALL!!! Check out the new Top 10 list!!