The One With the Gluttony
Current Mood: Deliriously STUFFED 
Current Music: BBMak Into Your Head
UUuuuuuuuuuugggggg...Gorged. Gorged? Gourged? I don't even care that that is wrong, that's how completely, 100% stuffer I am. Remember that great scene in Willy Wonka (The old, good one. Not the new "oops, our bad" one.)? The one where Violet Bouregard turns into a blueberry on steroids and gets rolled out of the factory (actually, in the book, she is taken to the juicer room and later walks out of the factory delightfully thin again, but a little blue in the face. Get it? BLUE? Hahahahahahaha)? That is who I am right now. Seriously. Except, I am not a blueberry, I am a giant chunk of chocolate. Or corn dogs.
Seeeee....let me start at the beginning. Well, not the very beginning, because it's boring and involves me being in a bad mood. Actually, this has been a pretty bad week so far. Until today after 12:00pm, that is. Wait. What was I talking about?
?
?
kitchen. Right, anyway, today was the day the entire church staff was supposed to go to the fair. Unfortunately, if you live anywhere in Texas, today was NOT a good day to go to the fair. It rained SO HARD this morning, I finally put plastic wrap across my tailgate and and renting my truck out as a mobile jacuzzi.
Yeah, fine, maybe that'a lie.
Anyway, the fair was empty today. The church was full. However, since I LOVE the
rain, and I LOVE the fair and at the moment I still do NOT love Grady, I bugged Sherri until she agreed to go with me for a little while. WEEEEEEELLLLLLL.....I think that Sherri and I should have a television show. We are THAT funny! You know how I am, right? Sherri is more psychotic than I am. What? Put the gun down, Sherri, it's a compliment. We had a BLAST! I ATE SO MUCH FOOD! Here is the progression. Corn Dog--->Cinnamon Roll--->Nachos--->Corn Dog--->Caramel Apple...I was stuffed. And I gained 27 pounds in two hours. I am not kidding. 
I had to borrow this clown's pants. It's okay though, clowns sell their clothing for really cheep. Hee hee hee. So, Sherri and I took so pictures and had ourselves a little mid-week fun.
THEN! On the way back home, I decided it was about time for me and Jenn to have a Theme Night. Have you ever had a Theme Night? Sure you have. Jenn and I pick a movie and feast on food centered around that movie.
Tonight's selection?
So what did we eat? CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, and MORE CHOCOLATE! It went something like this...Snickers--->Reese's--->Snicker's--->Best Brownies in the world. I didn't even get to the chocolate covered cherries, so sad!
Good golly, I am SO gonna run out of money this month.
Anyway, needless to say, I no longer function. I am a walking hunk of junk food.
And I am okay with that!!! ;-)
Good night!
Current Music: BBMak Into Your Head
UUuuuuuuuuuugggggg...Gorged. Gorged? Gourged? I don't even care that that is wrong, that's how completely, 100% stuffer I am. Remember that great scene in Willy Wonka (The old, good one. Not the new "oops, our bad" one.)? The one where Violet Bouregard turns into a blueberry on steroids and gets rolled out of the factory (actually, in the book, she is taken to the juicer room and later walks out of the factory delightfully thin again, but a little blue in the face. Get it? BLUE? Hahahahahahaha)? That is who I am right now. Seriously. Except, I am not a blueberry, I am a giant chunk of chocolate. Or corn dogs.
Seeeee....let me start at the beginning. Well, not the very beginning, because it's boring and involves me being in a bad mood. Actually, this has been a pretty bad week so far. Until today after 12:00pm, that is. Wait. What was I talking about?
?
?
kitchen. Right, anyway, today was the day the entire church staff was supposed to go to the fair. Unfortunately, if you live anywhere in Texas, today was NOT a good day to go to the fair. It rained SO HARD this morning, I finally put plastic wrap across my tailgate and and renting my truck out as a mobile jacuzzi.
Yeah, fine, maybe that'a lie.
Anyway, the fair was empty today. The church was full. However, since I LOVE the
rain, and I LOVE the fair and at the moment I still do NOT love Grady, I bugged Sherri until she agreed to go with me for a little while. WEEEEEEELLLLLLL.....I think that Sherri and I should have a television show. We are THAT funny! You know how I am, right? Sherri is more psychotic than I am. What? Put the gun down, Sherri, it's a compliment. We had a BLAST! I ATE SO MUCH FOOD! Here is the progression. Corn Dog--->Cinnamon Roll--->Nachos--->Corn Dog--->Caramel Apple...I was stuffed. And I gained 27 pounds in two hours. I am not kidding. 
I had to borrow this clown's pants. It's okay though, clowns sell their clothing for really cheep. Hee hee hee. So, Sherri and I took so pictures and had ourselves a little mid-week fun.
THEN! On the way back home, I decided it was about time for me and Jenn to have a Theme Night. Have you ever had a Theme Night? Sure you have. Jenn and I pick a movie and feast on food centered around that movie.
Tonight's selection?
So what did we eat? CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, and MORE CHOCOLATE! It went something like this...Snickers--->Reese's--->Snicker's--->Best Brownies in the world. I didn't even get to the chocolate covered cherries, so sad!
Good golly, I am SO gonna run out of money this month.
Anyway, needless to say, I no longer function. I am a walking hunk of junk food.
And I am okay with that!!! ;-)
Good night!
posted by Jason Hunt at
10:45 PM
6 Comments:
Fun post. I've obviously been a horrible influence on you, but fun, nonetheless! Loved the pictures. Wish you'd share those occasionally. I have this great album I'm doing for you, but alas, so few photos come my way.
By
DRH, At
6:26 AM, October 11, 2006
WOW! That looks like fun! I went to the fair when I was a little kid... I don't remember it at all! I must have gone when I lived in fort worth... and I moved when I was 3! But... food... I LOVE FOOD! You know what food I really like... french fries!... and chicken fingers!.... and that sauce for onion rings at Red Robin!.... and chicken salad!... and fajitas!....and a lamb!.... ok... well, I am going to go and sufficate myself with a pillow!
By
DianaS, At
5:27 PM, October 12, 2006
Ummm food! That sounds like so much fun. I've never been to a fair...we don't really have them here. :-( Thanks for your text today! It totally surprised me! I was sitting in class and was totally shocked when I saw that I had a text from Jason!
By
Emily, At
9:52 PM, October 12, 2006
um... that sounds disgustingly delicious.
I went to the fair on Saturday with my parents, and I was very proud of myself. I only ate half of a bbq burger, and then I shared french fries, onion rings, and funnel cake with the parents, too.
Okay, so I'm not a saint, but at least I didn't feel horribly bloated and disgusting while waddling back to my car.
GO STATE FAIR OF TEXAS!!!
By
Anonymous, At
9:57 PM, October 12, 2006
WOO HOO for the fair! Alyssa and I are going today, and I am SO PSYCHED!!!! More FOOOOOOODDD!!! I wish you guys could come with me!
C. Emily, I am so glad you liked the text. I thought, "Now, wouldn't it be cool if I surprised Canadian Emily with a text message?" :-)
By
Jason Hunt, At
9:27 AM, October 13, 2006
Hahahahahaha.
"I no longer function."
Another chocolate fatality. Ah, so unfortunate. My mom's obsessed with chocolate covered cherries, by the way. It's become a Christmas must...
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Anonymous, At
7:29 AM, June 27, 2008
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