The One With the CAFFEINE!!
I don't drink caffeine. Or eat it, I should add. No No-Doze for me! It's a stumulant, it causes break-outs, it's just not good stuff. I guess you could call me a caffeine lightweight. If caffeine were alcohol, I would be a cheap date.
That was a horrible thing to write. Sorry about that. ANYWAY!! The point is that when I DO drink something caffinated, it tends to have a rather dramatic effect. The immediate results are that I talk even faster than I do normally (which puts me right up there with that guy who used to do the Micro-Machine commercials...and one weird episode of Sesame Street) and I move at speeds BARELY sub-light.
No, I'm seious. I ate breakfast with the Parisians last time I had caffeine. Just took off running across the ocean like Dash from the Incredibles. Tomorrow (today, actually....a few hours actually actually), I have a Latin test immediately followed by a Greek test, so it was exceedingly important that I not sleep tonight. So I had a Venti White Mocha Latte, which had twice as much espresso as normal thanks to the kindly barista who felt for my plight and a big ole' huge JOLT cola.
Which is why I am posting a post at 3:45 in the morning. Hee hee hee. The LAST time this happened, I didn't sleep for two days straight. Hopefully this time won't be quite as bad. Yes, I know, I know. "It's unhealthy, Jay!" "You'll hurt yourself, Jay!" "That being in two places at once thing is a cool trick, Jay!" "The Mormons are praying for you, Jay!"
Did you know Mormons can't have caffeine? Now you do. You're informed.
Eh, one night without sleep isn't going to hurt me, so calm down. It's kinda fun. I really like the night and I have always thought that our circadian rhythms are reversed. We ought to be away at night when the Big Bad UV Monster is asleep. Oh well. Hahahahaha THIS IS STUPID! STOP READING THIS! Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
No? Me either. We should get together.
This morning , I went to church then to Mellie's house for lunch. It was great, of course...I'm telling you, this family can COOK!!! MMMmmMmMMMmMm....Marky, I need more curried chicken. Do you hear me? NEED!!!! While we were sitting there, Suzy decided to proclaim that she had a cure for the hiccups. The following video fortuitusly (how do spell that word? Is that even a word? It is now. I made a new one.) records her methodology...
I couldn't make this stuff up. Believe me, I try.
That was a horrible thing to write. Sorry about that. ANYWAY!! The point is that when I DO drink something caffinated, it tends to have a rather dramatic effect. The immediate results are that I talk even faster than I do normally (which puts me right up there with that guy who used to do the Micro-Machine commercials...and one weird episode of Sesame Street) and I move at speeds BARELY sub-light.
No, I'm seious. I ate breakfast with the Parisians last time I had caffeine. Just took off running across the ocean like Dash from the Incredibles. Tomorrow (today, actually....a few hours actually actually), I have a Latin test immediately followed by a Greek test, so it was exceedingly important that I not sleep tonight. So I had a Venti White Mocha Latte, which had twice as much espresso as normal thanks to the kindly barista who felt for my plight and a big ole' huge JOLT cola.
Which is why I am posting a post at 3:45 in the morning. Hee hee hee. The LAST time this happened, I didn't sleep for two days straight. Hopefully this time won't be quite as bad. Yes, I know, I know. "It's unhealthy, Jay!" "You'll hurt yourself, Jay!" "That being in two places at once thing is a cool trick, Jay!" "The Mormons are praying for you, Jay!"
Did you know Mormons can't have caffeine? Now you do. You're informed.
Eh, one night without sleep isn't going to hurt me, so calm down. It's kinda fun. I really like the night and I have always thought that our circadian rhythms are reversed. We ought to be away at night when the Big Bad UV Monster is asleep. Oh well. Hahahahaha THIS IS STUPID! STOP READING THIS! Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
No? Me either. We should get together.
This morning , I went to church then to Mellie's house for lunch. It was great, of course...I'm telling you, this family can COOK!!! MMMmmMmMMMmMm....Marky, I need more curried chicken. Do you hear me? NEED!!!! While we were sitting there, Suzy decided to proclaim that she had a cure for the hiccups. The following video fortuitusly (how do spell that word? Is that even a word? It is now. I made a new one.) records her methodology...
I couldn't make this stuff up. Believe me, I try.
posted by Jason Hunt at
1:39 AM
2 Comments:
Haha, that was funny...
By
Anonymous, At
11:28 AM, September 26, 2007
You should try Rockstars for caffine. I don't do caffine either, (if I have a can of coke...you'd better watch out!) but Rockstars are pretty tasty and give you just enough energy to keep you awake but not make you go crazy.
By
Emily, At
5:32 AM, October 02, 2007
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